OK I'll start
The shining 2024
The answer is yes.
Take the quick mental competency test.
Who do you want to vote for?
A Trump
B Not Trump
If you picked A, see a doctor immediately.
If you picked B, you are in satisfactory condition.
2016
I will fix health insurance quickly.
I will fix the border quickly.
I will fix the economy quickly. Even better than 1998?
I will fix the judicial branch quickly.
I will fix peace quickly.
January 2020
There wouldn't have been a pandemic if Trump was president.
2025
I will fix the Internet quickly.
I looked under the hood of the greatest economy ever 2017 to 2021.
Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fakest one of all?
Trump says "Musk to lead government efficiency commission" so government won't spend money on unnecessary investigations?
Should the FBI interview Trump concerning his hate speech?
2016Trump is going to use his own money so no one owns him.Trump doesn't like lying politicians.2024Trump is an official politician. Welcome to the Borg.
Elon Musk is a lot like Howard Hughes.
Mr. Musk could buy a hotel in Vegas and order some ice cream.
What is Trump going to do in four years that he couldn't do in four years?
Don't worry you can believe them, we have been recycling plastic in California.
The two phases of Trump appointment.
Phase one. You are a genius you're hired.
Phase Two. You are dumb as a rock you're fired.
Sorry to see you go.